The fact that the second card is so loosely restricted, and Force is so universal (and technically hard-castable) makes it playable in any fair blue deck, and so gives a large portion of the format the necessary panic button to discourage super-aggressive combo
Defiled Crypt // Cadaver Lab
First, if you truly cant shake the FOMO feeling, you could spend some energy researching the internet to see a) how thorough the buyout was, and b) if there are any lingering copies at their previous, near-bulk price

Arcanum Things (playtest) Arcanum Wings Avarice Totem Axis of Mortality Bilbo, Luckwearer Bronze Tablet Chromeshell Crab Cliffside Market Confusion in the Ranks Conjured Currency Cultural Exchange Daring Thief Darkpact Deal Broker Diamond Valley Djinn of Infinite Deceits Duplicity Everythingamajig Evra, Halcyon Witness Exchange of Words Eyes Everywhere Gauntlets of Chaos Get a Life Gilded Drake Glen Elendra Goblin Welder Harness Infinity Island Sanctuary Jade Statue Jeweled Bird Juxtapose Karona, False God Avatar Kitsune, Dragon's Daughter Legerdemain Magus of the Mirror Mirror Mirror Mirror Universe Mister Negative Modify Memory Morality Shift Mordenkainen Oko, Thief of Crowns Perplexing Chimera Phyrexian Infiltrator Political Trickery Profane Transfusion Psychic Transfer Puca's Mischief Red Herring (playtest) Role Reversal Serene Master Shifting Borders Shifting Grift Shifting Loyalties Shrewd Negotiation Sorrow's Path Soul Conduit Soul Exchange Spawnbroker Sudden Substitution Switcheroo Tempest Efreet The Trickster-God's Heist Timmerian Fiends Trade the Helm Tree of Perdition Tree of Redemption Vedalken Plotter Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker Visions of Duplicity Volatile Stormdrake Withar, Cocoon Keeper

this coming from a Pokemon fan is comedy gold